Pet Simulation / Multitasking Arcade
Working With Duck
You have a deadline. Duck has a ball. Try to keep both the project and the puppy happy.
Cabinet Standby
FDR PORTFOLIO ARCADE v2.6Working With Duck
Code, Toys, and Questionable Priorities
Try to finish your code while Duck requests toys, treats, and belly rubs. Take him to the park, save a few scrapbook moments, and see how much work gets done.
1-3 / 4Toss Toys / Trade Treats
SpaceWork Sprint (Park: Jump)
W / ↑ ↓Steer in the Park
Working With Duck needs a bigger screen
It's built for a keyboard and a desktop-sized screen, and on a phone it's cramped. Save the link and play it on your laptop.
Meanwhile, on your phone
Toys & Ball Trades
Press 1-3 to toss toys and redirect Duck away from portfolio hazards. Press 4 to trade treats when Duck does “No Take, Only Throw!”
Potty Countdown & Rubs
When the Bladder flashes, click & drag Duck to the Back Door within 3.5s. When Duck flops on his back, scrub your cursor for belly rubs!
Dog Park & Multipliers
Click Go to Dog Park to flick-throw the ball. Steer Duck around mud puddles with W or the arrow keys, press Space to jump hurdles, and earn the 20-second Tired Puppy calm buff.
Behind the Simulation
Meet the Real-Life Duck
8-Week Fluff → 80-lb Marshmallow
The Puppy Headrest
Sprint 1 onboarding: Duck discovers that Fred's head is the premier napping perch.
First Week Home
A very small, very fluffy Duck contemplating his future career as an 80-lb lap dog.
First Mirror Check
Inspecting puppy toe beans and ensuring optimal fluff density before daily standup.
The Marshmallow Armful
Duck still believes he is fully portable and requests room-to-room transit.
Hallway Dance
Full 80-lb marshmallow height check between code compilations.
Couch Co-Pilots
Fred and Duck celebrating a playoff win and another clean deployment.